There’s something remarkably meta about a disaster movie that is a disaster of a movie. While no one would argue that the film is good, the question becomes, is the film the worst that I ever saw? It’s not. I’ve seen some (not many) bad films that’d win the bad movie crown before Disaster Movie from 2008.
The plot for those of us who are adventurous to look for one involves a group of friends at a sweet sixteen party who run across the city to save one of the friend’s girlfriend’s from a comet. There are a few bad dance numbers and more bad jokes than you can handle if you find that sort of thing annoying.
Created and released in a rush, Disaster Movie riffs on ton of movies that were hot IP items in 2008 including Batman, Kung Fu Panda, Hellboy, Jessica Simpson, Miley Cyrus, Alvin and the Chipmunks (they have rabies in the film), Speed Racer, Beowulf, the Incredible Hulk, Enchanted, Amy Winehouse, the Love Doctor, Doctor Phil, Flavor Flav, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, and Michael Jackson.
In retrospect, considering that Michael Jackson would die a year later, that joke is the most offensive of the group. (Are there any good Michael Jackson jokes? Yes. The one that Robin Williams used to do about how the drugs Michael Jackson used to take to go to sleep were the equivalent of using chemotherapy to cut your hair.) But each unfunny, tired, insipid parody tugs on your nerves until they become one big ball of annoyingness. The jokes aren’t clever and come off like someone who had only a cursory knowledge of what these characters looked like and their major media appearances.
The film has the dubious distinction of being the first film with an acting appearance by Kim Kardashian West. It’s a quick role at the beginning of the film. Nothing to write home about, and there are many more annoying sins committed by the film.
Ultimately, though, the whole thing doesn’t cross into the valley of “so bad, it’s funny” territory that my favorites like “Troll 2” and “The Room” do. This is just slow and muddled and not funny and a waste of your complete time. Am I recommending that you watch this film? No, absolutely no.
Not Bad
Kind of Bad
Pretty Bad
X – Really Bad
Worst Film I’ve Ever Seen
Lesson Learned: This film does something I wish more films did, it makes reference to other works in a non-funny way. This film is a comedy that’s supposed to be a spoof, so that’s a problem. But I wish more people would reference other IP and drag in non-related stuff in films today. For example and I’m not a fan of his, but Woody Allen’s decision to feature famous writers from the early 1920’s in non-leading roles in Midnight in Paris was a stroke of genius. More films should utilize this trick.